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Plaiground

The bonus drawer. The fun things I make with AI that have nothing to do with marketing — games, toys, generative oddities. A few are pure play, a few I might actually put a price on. None of it belongs in the serious lanes, so it lives down here in the Plaiground.

Not marketing · Just for fun · Updated whenever I'm bored
◆ now playing: a synth made entirely of bounce rates  ·  the cursed seal machine just shipped seal #1,184  ·  the spam-folder poet wrote a sonnet about a warranty  ·  ogilvy lost an argument to a pirate  ·  tarot says it's the tower again  · ◆ now playing: a synth made entirely of bounce rates  ·  the cursed seal machine just shipped seal #1,184  ·  the spam-folder poet wrote a sonnet about a warranty  ·  ogilvy lost an argument to a pirate  ·  tarot says it's the tower again  · 
The keepers · 3 builds that graduated from toy to tool — buy a copy, deploy it yourself
Your own app · deploy in ~15 min

Recipe Feed

Paste a TikTok or Instagram recipe link — AI turns it into an editable recipe card. Drag cards onto a weekly meal planner and it builds your grocery list and tallies your macros.

In daily use
$49Coming soon
Your own app · in the lab

Marketing Intel

Feed it YouTube links and articles on marketing — then chat with a bot that answers from everything you've fed it, or browse the notes it wrote.

Still evolving
SoonComing soon
Your own app · in the lab

Book Notes

Every highlight and note from the books you read, in one place — browsable per book, and chattable: ask what a book said and it answers from your own notes.

Still evolving
SoonComing soon
The pile · 6 things I made purely for the fun of it
Mystic nonsense

Tarot for your funnel

Feed it a conversion funnel and it reads the cards. The Tower means your checkout is broken. It is always The Tower.

StatusWorks. Means nothing.
Voice swap

Ogilvy vs. a pirate

Drop in any headline and it rewrites it twice — once as David Ogilvy, once as a pirate. The pirate one converts better in my head.

StatusScientifically useless.
Found poetry

The spam-folder poet

An agent that turns my junk mail into haiku. "Your warranty / has expired forever / press one to renew."

StatusOddly beautiful.
Self-harm

Roast my own work

An LLM trained to be brutal about my old campaigns. It made me cry once. So I made it nicer and it got boring.

StatusToo honest to ship.
Sonification

Analytics, but a synth

Maps the dashboard to a melody. Bounce rate is the bass. My site sounds like a dial-up modem having a breakdown.

StatusUnlistenable.
Generative art

The cursed seal machine

Lets the AI redesign the Ploom seal a thousand ways. Most are crimes. Three are framed on my wall.

Status997 crimes, 3 keepers.